I don't mind ! I enjoy them :)

• A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
• A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? . . .. . . . . . . . He said "SMILE PLEASE"
• Srdr gets ready, wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. . . . .. . . . . . . . Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
• Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................ WHY? . . . .. . . . . . . because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=
• SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - . . . . . . . . I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
• One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why? . . . .. . . . . . . Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
• A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. . . . . . . . . . . He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
• Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet . . . .. . . . . . . . Sardar:- why did u come so far.Instead u could have posted it....
• Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... . . . .. . . . . . . . sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
• A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? . . . .. . . . . . . . Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
• Sardar's wish : . . . .. . . . . . . . when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all d passengers in d car he was driving.. Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? . . .. . . . . . . . Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
• Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. . . . .. . . . . . . . It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
• Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing ? . . . .. . . . . . . He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.